Pop Tarts Craving

Once a blue moon, I start craving frosted Pop Tarts, with the delicious looking frosting sprinkled with the rainbow.

I can taste the stuff I used to love as a child just thinking about them, though my head reminds me that the last few times we got Pop Tarts they tasted like sugared paper stuffed with rotten fruits.

From previous musings, dated April 2006:

 

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A few nights ago, I dreamt I was eating Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts! I haven’t had Pop Tarts since the 4th grade.

Naturally, I woke up with an extreme craving for them, and after a trip to Cozmos, I was standing in the kitchen microwaving the iced and sprinkled delicious-looking slices of pastry, stuffed with “natural” strawberry, remembering a day when I was a child sitting around the kitchen table waiting for my Pop Tart to be served. Ahh… for that precise instant, I could almost remember the sweetness of the icing (I love icing) and the juiciness of the fill.

Of course, the deliciousness of Pop Tarts turned out to be nothing more than a figment of an overfertile imagination. Or maybe Pop Tarts don’t taste the same anymore. Or maybe I’m too old for Pop Tarts. I really don’t know.

What I do know though is that they were way-too-sweet, artificially flavored to the degree that it feels like you are eating chemicals, and quite dry.

What a disappointment.

God, the most annoying thing? Everytime I want to blog about something and I start googling for references, I find that I had already blogged about this a few years back. Damn.

 






  • Stephen

    I could murder a pop tart now!

  • http://flamingoandme.wordpress.com/ alicely

    This is so random! I saw Poptarts in the shop earlier today and was wondering what they taste like, and whether I should buy them (I didn’t). Having grown up in Germany, I totally missed out on them…
    .-= The latest from alicely´s blog ..Re-reading books =-.

  • Isam

    That is not annoying at all. Imagine what a treasure this will be for your kids and their kids ! I envy you really, the mere idea of my blog standing as a memoir has never occurred to me before :S

    You should really use some form of expand in your archive tab. it is VERY long. And that is the last observation I will make today. bekaffe.

  • Roba

    Stephen, murder cause you want or don’t want? :)

    Alicely, I didn’t grow up anywhere near Pop Tart land either :) but they’re packaging is so pretty! They don’t taste the way they look, honestly. But there definitely worth trying. Try them!

    Isam, it really is a post modern memoir! With third party opinions. Asforthe archives, many people have been asking for that. The problem is that they’re my favorite part of this blog. If you scroll down slowly and concentrate really hard, they start looking like a blue wave with a sandy beach. One of the reasons I look forward to a new month is seeing another line added to my wave. I’m lame, I know, but I love it.

  • Isam

    I SEE THEM. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

    That’s why you’re a designer and I’m an engineer. One of us looks for beauty and the other one looks for efficiency AND MAKES ENDLESS OBSERVATIONSSSSS.

    Could someone please just pull the trigger?

  • http://flamingoandme.wordpress.com/ alicely

    Sounds like I have to try them at least once! This time, I went for American Lucky Charms cereal instead… yum!
    .-= The latest from alicely´s blog ..Crisps- glorious crisps =-.

  • Stephen

    I’d love one!