Seven Years On- The Msa7arati
Last night I jumped out of bed in my sleep at around 2:30 AM after hearing really loud booming. In my state of sleep, my body went on alert-mode, wondering if the sky collapsed.
A few seconds later, I realize that for the seventh Ramadan we live through in Amman, I still cannot get used to the Msa7arati, a man whose sole job is to wake people up so that they have their prior-to-fasting meals.
Having been writing in this space for so long now, you can read my slightly romanticized thoughts in 2004 towards the then mysterious msa7arati.
Every night during Jordan’s Ramadan at around 2:30 AM, I wake up feeling like a giant is about to step on me, thanks to the “Boom! Boom! Boom!” of the msa7arati’s set of drums. It’s irritating of course, for several reasons. I wake up panicked for one thing, and it takes me a while to figure out that I am not about to be squished. It also takes me a couple of hours to be able to go back to sleep, and I still have to wake up at 7 every day.
Yet, my irritation does not equal my fascination with the mystifying “msa7arati”. Every night after his booming wakes me up, I scuttle out of bed, scramble for my glasses, and dash to the window, only to find that booming has already drifted away, taking the “msa7arati” with it. I run to another window, but his booming is also trailing off. It’s almost as if he moves around in a paranormal device that is much too fast for sleepy feet.
And so, this hide-and-seek game between me and the “msa7arati” has been going on since last year’s Ramadan.
Until last night. Last night, I scuttled out of bed fast enough, scrambled for my glasses swiftly, and dashed to the window in a flash.
I finally got a glimpse of the “msa7arati”.
Unfortunately, he looks nothing like what I imagined him to look. Here’s a quick sketch of what my over-active Disney-run imagination thought he would look like (never mind my drawing, I want to go nap to make up the lost sleep):

Funny reading that. Before then, I had no idea that such a person exists. Seven Ramadans on, and the msa7arati seriously annoys me. I think the world has reached the stage where alarm clocks can be set.
Plus, who will have s7oor at 2:30?
