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Office Conversations (Sans Y): Imperio Steve Jobs!



Aseel: “Oh, my God, I love it sooo much, my heart fell when I thought I would drop it.”

Roba: “Damn, Apple must sprinkle some magic dust on their products to make people mortally love them so much!”

Lina (with an annoyed look): “Yeah, Harry Potter is the CEO of Apple.”

Roba: “Ha ha.”

Lina (eyes suddenly shining, looking less annoyed): “Wait! Harry Potter is performing the Imperius Curse on Steve Jobs! Imperio Steve Jobs!”

Roba: “Hahahahaha. That’s really funny.”

(Aseel is meanwhile looking at Roba and Lina as if they’re both dumb.)

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3 Comments

  1. Y

    Office Conversations (including Y): Imperio Steve Jobs!

    Aseel: “Oh, my God, I love it sooo much, my heart fell when I thought I would drop it.”

    Roba: “Damn, Apple must sprinkle some magic dust on their products to make people mortally love them so much!”

    Lina (with an annoyed look): “Yeah, Harry Potter is the CEO of Apple.”

    Roba: “Ha ha.”

    Lina (eyes suddenly shining, looking less annoyed): “Wait! Harry Potter is performing the Imperius Curse on Steve Jobs! Imperio Steve Jobs!”

    Roba: “Hahahahaha. That’s really funny.”

    Y (in background staring at that one wounded corner of her post-floor-impact mac and waving a chopstick at it): reparo. REPARO!
    um…reparo?

    (Aseel is meanwhile looking at Roba and Lina as if they’re both dumb. but admiring Y’s skills. cuz Y is cool and not a loser at all)

  2. chris

    have you seen the harry potter video on youtube called alohomora by fagottron?

  3. aseel

    hahahaha…Y! 7abeebati!

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