Dude, I have just discovered diet Miranda. My life has changed.
I’ve been waiting for that to come to life for the past 15 years. I have always really loved Miranda, but since I drink very large amounts of pop, I know I will become as fat as a Coke bottle if I revert to something with real sugar.
So I avoid the 250 calories of Miranda. Although I love it.
My discovery came through advertising. I’m sure everyone has seen the H2Oh! ads painting the town green and orange: they’re everywhere! In grocery stores, in the streets, in magazines, I haven’t seen such an elaborate campaign for foodstuff since Sukar Nader.
Being an avid Pepsi fan, my brother himself offered me a sip from the only bottle of lime-flavoured H2Oh!. I didn’t really like it, it tasted too much like 7-Up and I really hate 7-Up. Then when we went grocery shopping a few days later, I noticed that they have another flavour, tangerine. Although I am not usually such a huge fan of orange flavored stuff, I decided to try it anyway.
And lo, and behold, it turned out to be improved Miranda. Half the taste with no calories and less soda, I am in love. I guess I am going to say adieu for boring icky water for good.