Photoshop will eat your soul

September 25, 2008 at 10:14 am · Filed under Design

Tarik: I spend so much time Photoshopping things that when I’m sitting with people, all I can do is stare at their faces and think about how I would fix them up with Photoshop. I really can’t help it. That nose needs a little flattening, those cheeks need to be higher, and the teeth need a bit whitening.
Then I go home and Photoshop a picture of you. I make people look good. I think I have Photoshopped every single person I know.

- Tarik, sounding more crazy than Andy Warhol.






  • http://www.ramblinghal.blogspot.com Hal

    Hahahhahaha i absolutely LOVED this!!!! I had no idea our Tarik was andy warhol on photoshop crack :D I need to send him a photo of me ASAP i think

  • http://chocolatemintsinajar.com/blog/ jessyz

    LOL, it reminds of when you spend too much time on your computer and then do something stupid and try looking for Ctrl-Z key combo in real life.

  • http://asecretwindow.wordpress.com Secret Window

    heheehe what a mean but cheecky thing to say to someone!

  • khalid jarrar

    creepy…but interesting!

  • http://www.photoshop.com PhotoShop

    I got an idea,,, while you at it why dont you photoshop your nose,,, needs serious fixing,,, and forget about anything else,,, you need it badly

  • dustin

    genius post. another gem from mr. tarik.

  • Tarik

    wait wait wait, I never said I go home and photoshop people!!! I said even at home I cannot help mentally photoshoping myself in the mirror, ok!?! (and yes my face. ONLY my face)…

    I really have a life and I don’t download facebook photos and photoshop them. Ok? Everything clear? good!

    But I have to admit, that until I have pure white teeth I will refuse to wear anything white because it will make my teeth look yellow. capice?

  • Tarik

    oh and Jessyz, I totally do that! I cannot tell you how many times I’ve screamed UNDO UNDOOOOO when I’ve done something stupid in real life!!! Whether while painting or even playing a computer game, and my mom has also gotten a few of those thrown at her!!

    And Hala, some cases are way too hopeless to fix, even on Photoshop!!! Just kidding, yalla come back, can’t wait to see you!

  • http://tooteh.com Batoul

    LOL! thats hilarious.. Tarik must be detailed. Lets not sit under a bright light in front of him lol