I don’t even know if DMX is still popular, but he was pretty hot when I was in high school. Anyway, here’s a really, really funny interview with DMX that reminds me of a conversation I had with my cousin a few years ago:
Basem: “What did you call the cat?”
Basem: “Why, is that because she’s white?”
Basem: “SHIT, that’s SOOO RACIST!!!” (dead serious)
Anyway, to the DMX interview:
The Listenerd points us to this fantastic XXL interview with rapper DMX that covers many topics, including the presidential election. A felon, DMX can’t vote, so he’s not paying too much attention to the process.
Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.
You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!
Barack Obama, yeah.
What the **** is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?
Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
What the ****?! That ain’t no ****in’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s
name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the **** outta here.
You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.
I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack
Obama. What the ****, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his ****in’ name.
Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that
bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your ****in’ name.” Your momma ain’t
name you no damn Barack.
So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?