Man sees image of Big Bang in a piece of toast
(ACPA-london)
Excitement is growing in the Northern England town of Huddlesfield
following the news that a local man saw an image of the big-bang in a
piece of toast. atheist donald chapman, 36, told local newspaper, “the
huddlesfield express” that he was sitting down to eat breakfast when an
unusual toast pattern caught his eye.
“i was just about to spread the butter when I noticed a fairly typical small
hole in
the bread surrounded by a burnt black ring.
however the direction and splatter patterns of the crumbs as well as the changing
shades emanating outwards from this black hole were very clearly similar
to the chaotic-dynamic non-linear patterns that one would expect following the bigbang”. “it’s the beginning of the world” he added excitedly.
Ever since news of the discovery made national headlines, local hoteliers have been overwhelmed
by an influx of atheists from all over the country who have flocked
to Huddlesfield to catch a glimpse of the scientific relic. “i have always been
an Atheist and to see my life choices validated on a piece of toast is
truly astounding” said one guest at the Huddlesfield arms hotel.
To the surprise of many,
the UK national atheist association has asked
its members not to pay attention to the story despite its potential to inspire
less faith. “Given what the religious believe already, this is an easy sell”
said one disgruntled activist who said he was going
to huddlesfield anyway noting that “seeing is not believing”.
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