NFL Queen

December 8, 2007 at 1:19 am · Filed under Roba

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I’m officially an NFL queen. Seriously.

A few months after figuring out why the hell American football seems to be about men piling up on top of each other in a hideously violent manner, I have been kicking ass in predicting winners in this year’s NFL season. Not only have I been doing better than the boys, I am also ranked in the top 3000 pickers in the whole wide WORLD.

I guess I’m developing a 4th sense for predictions… I can even predict which are Uno card is blue! Yay. Should move to Vegas, sa7 Hala? (I am dying to urban review Hala’s Uno-filled kitchen but she has threatened to cut me up and eat me alive if I ever mention her on this blog… but anyway…)

Some claim this is beginner’s luck, some others attribute this surprising accomplishment (huh?) to the Sports Girl Phenomenon (Bill Simmons is former blogger, ESPN writer, who once picked 15 out of 16 play off games against the spread, but his wife who knows nothing about the NFL more than uniform colors has been kicking his ass for the second straight year. Wow, rambling. Is this paragraph interesting or what?)
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I think the Steelers are the last team to post a serious challenge to the Patriots perfect regular season bid.

And with that… I tip my top-hat (or Dallas Cowboy’s helmet) and bid you, adieu.




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  • http://www.ramblinghal.blogspot.com Hal

    DUDE. I’ll only kill you if you POST PICTURES of me, not if you mention me! I love being mentioned! SO HYPERLINK ME, while you’re at it. Hyperlink hyperlink hyperlink, khalseeni, make me famous, I’m on a fame mission…..

  • http://blog.sweetestmemories.com Qwaider قويدر

    You know something? I think it’s a well known thing that women posses way better intuition than men. They’re way better at predicting. It’s amazing really.

    But still
    We love moose … we love moose.

  • http://linasturmoil.blogspot.com Lina

    My my he converted you!!

    NFL olteeli?!

    =P

  • http://diaryofasoom.blogspot.com asoom

    The highlight of my life this past month has been Sunday Saints games!

  • http://www.american-in-jordan.com Dave

    Ok, here’s a short story. I had the highest prediction rate and winning record during the NCAA basketball championship at my job 3 years in a row. How did I do it? I flipped a coin for each game! I never watch basketball, but my coin flip technique managed to beat out all of the die hard fan’s predictions.

    We love the Moose.

  • http://mindsonbytes.blogspot.com Isam

    maybe moose has bad luck … i think you decide your picks by the jersey’s design and he is all about recent form and starting lineups … i don’t know a lot about NFL but i wanna see if you’re up to the challenge in Euro 2008 Predictor … and then we’ll see …

  • http://www.ramblinghal.blogspot.com Hal

    What’s with everybody loving moose?????

  • http://mindsonbytes.blogspot.com Isam

    just guys watching each other backs … ya3ne you are supposed to attack our knowledge in sports and rub it in our faces and expect us to do nothing about it ??

    WE ARE MEN .. WE ARE FIGHTERS …

    are u scared now ? ;)

  • http://www.arabesquerhabsody.com/blog Ohoud

    lol Hal! I wanted to state the same remark:D

    even in the previous post :rolling eyes:

  • http://www.kinziblogs.wordpress.com kinzi

    Isn’t The Moose short for Beloved Mousa Marlboro Man?

    When I saw this post title, I knew he got you into this NFL business. Ya haram, shu bidna insawwi? Western, imperialistic corruption rare shickle!

    Gotta admit, I do love football amreeki.

  • Bashar

    Where do you guys watch NFL in Jordan? Not having access to NFL games in Jordan, is one of the main reasons for me not live there.

  • I love Sundaes

    Bashar,
    There is more NFL in Jordan than there is in Washington DC. And you get the best games too. None of that San Francisco Vs Arizona crap, simply because you live within 500 miles radius from a certain market.

    On regular satellite you can watch two live games on Sundays at 8 and 11pm (Amman local time) on Middle East TV (METV) (AMOS-the jewish satellite).

    Orbit shows two games, the Sunday night game and the Monday night games- all live.
    The prime time games are shown at 4 am, but orbit offers reruns at more feasible times.
    Showtime Arabia also shows live games, but finding an accurate schedule for when and where is almost impossible.