A Conversation with my favorite Shopstress, and downright one of my favorite 10 people EVER

October 25, 2007 at 12:43 am · Filed under Roba, Shoe Girl

Hala: http://www.eluxury.com/estore/promotions/denim/index.jsp
Hey look, 7 days of unaffordable denim. Which day is you fave? I picked 3.

me: Wait let me see. 2of what is this website, its sooo slow.

Hala: Are you serious? It’s pretty fast for me! Maybe that’s cause my computer is used to online shopping by now [grin]

me:  Haha, mine is a novice. Anyway, I don’t like any so far, the skinny jeans make a size 2 model look stocky.

Hala: Yeah, it sucks. Your skinny jeans are hot though, you better wear them. Remember what I preached at you a few months back? LOVE the skinny jeans. LOVE the heels. LOVE the skinny jeans with heels.

me: Hehehe, well, I HATE heels, plus, I can’t drive in them.

Hala: Ahooooooo, hopeless case. Your red heels are gorgeous, and practice makes perfect, I cant drive in flats.

me: The red heels are currently laying on the backseat of my car.

Hala: Ahooooooo, let me explain why you shouldn’t and why I cannot drive in flats. It’s cause when MY HEELS are on the floor of the car, they turn BLACK. As in heel of foot, however, when wearing high heels, heel of foot is thus elevated, and toes are the ones doing the driving, and everyone knows that one’s strong muscles are in one’s toes, so there you go, this is why it’s much easier to drive in heels.
Plus it’s good exercise for your calf muscles, contract – relax – contract – relax.
Hello, you still there? Ok, ok, wake up, I know this is boring for you.
OY. DUDE. Fine, I’ll stop harassing you with shoes and jeans and boots and heels. Wanna talk about coats instead?? Ok, I’m kidding, kidding. Eft. Come back don’t desert me.

me: Hehehe, wow,  I go away for like 2 minutes–

Hala: Why, wow? You know I can very easily entertain myself and talk to myself for at least two hours–

me: – and have as much reading to do as I did collectively during my four years of college. But that’s why I love you.

Hala:  — if not for three.
Ha Ha. very funny.

me: [smile] mwahhhhh. I’m so blogging this.

Hala: Fine. Blog it up till here. Don’t leave anything out.
Let the world know the truth. Then maybe freaks will stop e-mailing me once they realize I really don’t care about much in this world other than fashion. Am gonna go back to my trusty shopping sites now, you go save yourself whilst you can. As for the pants, I like three: the working girl one, the coffee time one and the date night one. The rest suck.

me: Wait, let me tell you which pants I like. I like 5 and 7.

Hala: OK, 5 is like mine, the date night one. But I like 1 and 3, not 7. Cool, we have different taste, and yet we are friends
I think this is known as democracy! Or some such shit. Can you blog ‘shit’?






  • http://www.ramblinghal.blogspot.com Hal

    Knowing that you have 3 brothers, a mom, a dad, a fiance, and an assortment of lovely relatives, many of whom have big hair, it just tickles me PINK that I am in the Top Ten. That’s like telling me I’m Karl Lagerfield’s inspiration for his 2002 Channel fall collection.

    If you don’t know who Karl Lagerfield is, I don’t want to know about.

    And in other news, I adore you too. If things don’t work out with Moose, I’ll propose. I’ve given up on guys aslan.

  • http://www.ramblinghal.blogspot.com Hal

    it.

    I don’t want to know about IT.

  • http://7akifadi.com 7aki Fadi

    Can you blog ’shit’? HAHAHAHAHAH Hala is a nahfeh.

    I loooooooooooooooove 3.

    I like 1 and 4 but the tops are too long and I can’t tell .

    oh and skinny pants are ugly, any woman with curves looks like a sausage in them ….they are BAD BAD pants…they should call them toothpick pants

  • http://7akifadi.com 7aki Fadi

    oh, and the site IS slow

  • http://iman-a.com Iman

    LOL, Hala you’re hilarious! Driving with heels makes a hole in the car carpet… and for some reason tend to put too much stress on the accelerator AND break! Driving barefoot is therapeutic! try it!

    My favorites are 1, 3 & 7

    And the site is SUPER fast!

    My thoughts on skinny pants: they are fashion’s worst nightmare! The hottest model looks nasty wearing them!

  • http://www.ramblinghal.blogspot.com Hal

    It’s true, skinny pants are SO unflattering if you’re not anorexic, but they’re the perfect sort of pants/jeans to tuck into boots, whether ankle boots, mid calf boots, or knee highs. What else are you supposed to do if you want to wear jeans with boots, and have the boots out there for the world to see, instead of hiding under your pants? :(

    It’s a hard, hard world.

  • http://iman-a.com Iman

    What else are you supposed to do if you want to wear jeans with boots, and have the boots out there for the world to see, instead of hiding under your pants? :(

    I never really thought of it from that angle since I never really liked the jeans tucked in boots look…you’re absolutely right, Hala! But I prefer short skirts with high boots :D …

    P.S. The anorexic look is sooo nauseating! wearing skinny pants will still look repulsive, even on anorexics!

  • http://7akifadi.com 7aki Fadi

    Hala: I saw the worlds most amazing boots that were calling out my name. I would be willing to wear sknny jeans for those boots :D . Evil evil pretty boots.