and the Ultimate Messiest Person Ever is…

It was a tough call between Beti and Silk (with one comment about Silk’s mess being “if she ever decided to put things in order she would have absolutely no idea where to start from”), but in the end, the votes were tallied, and the winner is…

Beti!
(for “her inability to move the mouse without having to make space for it”)

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Beti said the email she sent with the pictures,

“I’ve been messy my entire life. I just don’t like tidying up, nor am I very efficient at it. One childhood messiness memory that makes me laugh was an incident when I was about 12 or so. My father came into my room and saw what looked like the aftermath of a terrorist attack, so he started freaking out, “What is this??? Was the IRA here or something?”
Me: Oh, I’ll get around to it. I have a French tomorrow and a history test later this week, so I’d like to take care of this first…

A week later, he visited my room again, “Hey! This is even worse than it was last week!”
Me: well, I was busy…I’ll get to it…

And again on the following week, he asks, “Are you absolutely out of your mind? This is impossible? How can you live in this chaos?!”
(And here comes my smart-ass mistake)
Me: Well, you know, messiness is a sign of intelligence. Stupid people usually make up for their lack of intelligence by being well-organised.

Upon hearing that, my father opened my window and began throwing my clutter out the window and onto the snow (yeah, it was winter)… I ran out into the cold and began trying to salvage my things, while listening to the sound of my neighbours’ laughter.”

:) Mabrook Beti!

Honorable mentions courtsey of our voting panel (which I wasn’t in!):

Bakkouz: For staying alive in his current habitat and for redefining the difference between messy and health hazard.

Jad: For the pink Barbie mug on the desk

Roba: One of the judges says, “I still honestly think, however, that if you weren’t the one RUNNING this contest, you would win hands down. Honestly. Your desk is absolutely the messiest. It is a visual definition of the word “mess” and none of the other desks are as messy as yours.”

Dadan and Yazan: Dyslexic’s Nightmare Award (three keyboards and screens?)

Nader and Ziad: Amazing ability to piroritize amdist chaos

Hisham: Most minimilist mess

Hope, Nasimjo, Ihath, Stephan: Parts of the desks still show

Our panel’s advice to anonymous: install a shelving system.

Check out the pictures here:
http://andfaraway.net/blog/messydesk/

Special, special thanks to our panel of judges :) You guys are awesome!

Keep your eye on this space in the next 25 hours for the winner of the second prize that goes to the desk that looks the most “livable in”, which can be neat, messy, or neither, but has to look cozy, creative, or unique.






  • Ziad D.

    Yeah… I sort of predicted that. I had a feeling after seeing those submissions that I was way off in my personal assessment of being messy. Still this was fun in all, too bad I won’t get a Roba certificate :( (I would have made millions on ebay upon her eminent fame in a few years! :) )
    I should think of other zany competitions!
    Regards!

  • http://andfaraway.net Roba

    test again

  • http://andfaraway.net Roba

    test

  • http://www.ramblinghal.blogspot.com Hal

    I need to, NEED to know how Beti gets dressed in the morning! Seriously….I keep having these recurring images of her just stumbling out of bed and picking out any item of clothing that happens to be on the floor….and it’s STRESSING ME OUT!

    So does this mean people are going to start cleaning up their messes, or was this just an encouragement for them to celebrate the damn mess? Coz I am more than willing to help with the clean up process, as I have said, time and time again!

  • http://betqa.blogspot.com/ Beti

    Finally something I could win at! :)
    Roba, this was a fun champoinship. I haven’t written a victory speech or anything, but hats off to all you other messy people out there who ran a great race ;)
    Hal: well, your suggestion of how to pick out clothes sounds like it could be fun, but you can stop stressing out. I actually usually just take something directly off the clothes-line that’s clean and dry :) And if you want to come and clean up, you’re more than welcome. We can make a whole project of it, get sponsers, document it… Or maybe not.
    Perhaps we should take a vote: should I clean up the mess? or celebrate it?
    Cheers!

  • http://jameed.net jameed

    Jad has a pink Barbie mug on his desk? Hilarious!

  • becca

    :) Hi I stumbled upon this blog in some search I was doing…or maybe it was just the force of someone who lives in a mess very similar to mine that dragged me here…like a magnet :P

    I don’t know how it all got out of control…and being that it is so out of control I don’t even know where to start…yah I get that urge now and then…lasts all of 5 – 10 minutes and then I give up

    I am ashamed…I think…embarressed maybe…and I always swore that if anyone came upon my “mess” unexpected I would scream that “Oh my goodness I have been vandaled!! What were they looking for to make such a mess??!!”

    I loved your email Miss Beti the Messy and how comforting to see pictures that could be my own

    Thanks for your blog…thanks for letting me visit…

    Blessings
    becca

  • http://www.ramblinghal.blogspot.com Hal

    Clean it up, clean it up! No celebrating it! CLEAN IT UP.

  • kinzi

    Very fun to participate, thanks for the honor of seeing your living spaces!

  • http://www.hopestarburst.blogspot.com/ Hope

    To be honest, deep down inside I am sooooooooo glad I did not win!
    So I am not that messy after all, what a relief. phew!

  • http://betqa.blogspot.com/ Beti

    Hal: so when can I expect you to come over and help clean?

  • http://bakkouz.net bakkouz

    hehe thats amazing!
    from now on I’ll strive to be less messy!…. Na, I won’t :P