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H: Spit out nos il leira.
A: Shu, bedak nos leira minni?
H: Yes, I let you use my phone yesterday. I want my credit back. Ib3atli nos leira 3al Fastlink.
A: Ya zalameh I’m broke. I don’t have any credit, min wein ab3atlak nos leira?
A: I’ll send them to you tomorrow.
H: Tomorrow? Ok fine, but delay one more day and you’ll have to pay interest.
A: How much is the interest on the nos leira?
H: You’ll send me a leira instead.
A: Ok, deal.
After an oh-my-god-you-guys-are-such-ka7ateet look from their eldest sister, they convincingly explain, “Mahoweh each leira credit is worth like khames leirat in cash!”