In our household, you need to attach tags that say stuff like “THIS IS NOT A DOLL!”, “DON’T USE THIS KEYCHAIN FOR CLIMBING!”, “THIS CD IS NOT A FRISBEE!”

And they wonder why I’m violent…

That’s a HUMAN BEING you’re holding, damnit!!!

And Far Away… serving as MBC FM:

Dedicated to Ameen, for the much anticipated launch of Banzeen, may its days be full of “lunse”.
And yes, you told me that I told you that you will say that you told me so, so I did not and will not tell you so.
Ok… no more energy drinks for me…

Jay 3a bali mansaf, meen 3azem?