The Seven Gummie Sins: The Seven Gummie Sins are those transgressions which are fatal to the gummie bear’s spiritual progress. They probably commit some of them every day without thinking about the rich tradition of eternal damnation in which theyre’re participating.

Who knew that Gummie Bears have such complex characters?


Because other people are so much luckier, smarter, more attractive, and better than you.
Thou shalt not be envious.


You have an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires. Because you were weaned improperly as an infant.
Thou shalt not be gluttonous.

(yes, I know, I’m very, very guilty)


You desire material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. You live in possibly the most pampered, consumerist society since the Roman Empire.
Thou shalt not be greedy.

Check out the rest of the sins in pictures taken by Wiedmaierhere.