Although I don’t believe in magic, future-telling, horoscopes or any of that crap, an interesting forecast gets me reading. Here’s an excrept from the weeks Leo forecast from Crazy Horoscope:
“Clean up your appearance! Stuff a rag up each nostril and play the panpipes using a rack of shoes instead of a set of pipes.”
Haha. And from “Leo Personality”:
“You like to sit around the house while others serve you toasted pixies on a stick. You often like to pretend you are a cat when nobody is looking(I disagree, I met a taurus who’s like that though)…
Your ruling abilities enable you to excel in skills like painting turnips pretty colours, flower arranging for squid weddings, and causing others to rock backwards and forwards in a wheelchair. An ideal job for you would be something creative yet challenging, such as building robot wenches from old pinball machine parts or a make-up artist for maggots.
Getting a mate is not really an issue for you. Its getting one to stay with you for more then 5 minutes that’s the problem. Next time you meet someone in a bar, try to avoid ramming your shoes up their nostrils, calling them “Mr Blobby” and running away giggling...”
Lame, but whatever, it’s different. Yet, nothing beats that horoscope personality analysis that circulated a many years ago as a forward… Yeah, it became too popular in the end, but it was funny at first. Hm, what was it?
Ok, I found it through Google:
“You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people spend most of their time kissing mirrors.”
Ahem. Short, sweet, to the point.
So what’s everyones horoscope?