Wired magazine has an article about how scientists are growing clothing out of skin. For real this time. This ain’t that creepy synthetic stuff we were talking about before. This is, in fact, what looks like a (not-so-stylish) turtle neck skin sweater:

I wonder what the care instructions are for a garment like this. “Feed thrice daily. Dry clean only.” I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere about botox instead of ironing, but botox jokes are so Jay Leno.”

[via Planet Dan]

What can I say! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!